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Dad and Mum Rooted Card

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Dad and Mum Rooted Card

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Standard NZ Courier $7.95. Free delivery on orders over $100.

Order by 1pm weekdays & your order will be delivered:

  • Urgent: Next Day
  • Standard: 2-3 Weekdays
  • Rural: 3-5 Weekdays
  • Australia: 3-8 Weekdays
  • International: Currently Unavailable

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Description

Like any good award acceptance speech, you gotta start by thanking Dad and Mum.

Features the vomit inducing sentiment “Your Dad & Mum rooted so you could party today.”

This card comes with the added bonus of a classy black badge that reads “It’s My Birthday Bitches” so that there’s no confusion about whose day it is.

Blank inside for your own heartfelt message or an apology for the traumatic message on the front.

Shipping

Standard NZ Courier $7.95. Free delivery on orders over $100.

Order by 1pm weekdays & your order will be delivered:

  • Urgent: Next Day
  • Standard: 2-3 Weekdays
  • Rural: 3-5 Weekdays
  • Australia: 3-8 Weekdays
  • International: Currently Unavailable

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